I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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