It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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