One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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