just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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