She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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