you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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