you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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