You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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