oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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