My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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