scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
smell my finger.
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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