I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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