I puked a lego.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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