I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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