ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
you never un-have a 4some
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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