You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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