It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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