Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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