saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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