i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
ttyl tear gas
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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