Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You can make out without kissing
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