I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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