i permit you to call me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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