I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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