There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Your cock deserves a montage
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The cops high fived after they tackled you
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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