Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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