champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
ok first of all what the fuck
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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