you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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