If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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