Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
did i walk over a car last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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