oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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