I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I could fuck to npr.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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