So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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