Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
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I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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