Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Man, jail baloney is awful.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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