I hope mine doesn't look like that
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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