we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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