i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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