watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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