just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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