Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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