Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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