Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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