i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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