So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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