ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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