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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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