; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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