Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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