Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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